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What is your horoscope sign...?

I am a Leo. I love automated opening doors and nothing would give me more pleasure than to have Clappers applaud me when I enter a room. I must admit I am an attention seeking person. ENJOY!

Public Comments

I don't believe in horoscopes
No it doesn't at all I dont belive in such things.
Cancer here and "NO" not accurate at all
LMAO!! First of all I'm a scorpio. I hate coffee, but if the coffee was chocolate powder, then yes it was true that I like to eat it straight out of the bag. I've been into computers since I was 3.... But i have no clue how to hack stuff. I don’t smoke what so ever- my uncle died of smoking so I swore to never smoke. I don’t need to shave, so the “scorpio are hairy” idea is a complete fake. My friends make fun of me and shout “Hey! This girl over here doesn’t need to shave and her legs feel smooth!” I am very paranoid. And if you ask me a pertinent question then yes it’ll take me 5 minutes of silence before answering “I’m sorry what?”
That whole tihng about scorpios, is soo wrong. Iam one and notihng on there is true about me. This is just madeup crap. I hate smoking and coffee by the way. And scorpios are smart, not stupid.
what the hell? did u just make this up of your mind. you are so wrong, im a scorpio babeh, and u dont know wat u tlkn bout!
You've hit so close to the bone that I plead the 5th!
LMAO!!! Absolutely, not! :-)
Dude that is sooo funny the Aries one is sooo me.
in all actuality your zodiac sign is not what you think it is. there are really 13 signs. also the stars in our universe today don't match the patterns they crossed the sky during the time zodiac signs where created. this means that no ones sign is really what they believe it is. so next time someone says you act just like a cancer, capricorn, aries, ect. you can tell them actually i am not and your education on the stars needs to be expanded beyond the knowledge our ancestors had over 2000 years ago. Check the bottom of the source tags page for your real sign. I'm sure you will see characteristics in your new sign you connect with also since these are written so openly that anyone would. lol
gee u left out scorpio.my signo.9(OCT 31ST)....some of each apply and some of each don't apply.it is written that way.............
I'm a Leo and yes i love mirrors
sagittarius and NOOO not at all
Ford Taurus.
Haha its not all a 100% true but its quite funny! Especially the Capricorn one! And the Virgo one! And all the others too! Haha, I love these descriptions! Whats your sign btw? Seriously if I could give these descriptions a million more stars I would! Theyre hilarious!!
This is so funny & true in so many ways! I'm an Aries, I never thought about it before, but I too think Hard Headed Women by Cat Stevens was an Aries. If somebody held a gun to my head & told me not crack a smile, they would just have to shoot me if I saw a 35 year old sucking their thumb. LOL! This question seems to ruffle the feathers of the Scorpio, except for tomboy101013. They must have that sugar hysteria going on with the chocolate. :) A star for you!
I am a Libra, but i wouldn't say i am exactly like that. Somewhat though. I wouldn't say i am as shallow as some may be though to be. I do love fashion, i do start trends, but they dont always catch on, haha. So i guess my Sun, Moon, and all of the other planets play a big role in who i am. haha i guess i am one of those rare two!
I'm a Libra and I don't know about that description that gave.
I like the Leo, Libra, Sagittarius and Aquarius. Keep up the good work doing these. Please come up with some more of these.
I'm a Libra and nothing there was anything like me.
I think your off base, sort of pessimistic really, must be from Cali, or surrounding area. I'm a libra, who detests shopping, never cared what others think about me, and I drink my folgers black.
Haha! That was hilarious! Great interpretation of all the star signs. I am an aquarius but I don't really think what you posted sounds like me.
lol I am a Sagittarius and yes much of that hit home
Haha Im an Aquarius, and I have to say, I party like a rockstar and Rice Krispies are definately my favourite cereal. I dont like to run around naked though. Maybe in just my underwear ( : I do have my occasional Woodstock flashback...
Not really. I am a Cancer & your not even close. This is why i dont beleive in horoscope. Any of those things listed under any sign could apply to anyone.
that shitt was funny az he11, the best one of them all was the leo of course.............cuz im one and i can look at myself all day lol